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As it’s the middle of February it’s the time of year when the Revolting Party makes its predictions for 2026. […]

Prepare to perish! Storm Saddam scheduled to tear Britain apart next Tuesday afternoon. The Met Office have issued their first

The UK government has today furiously condemned the actions of French police officers, who reportedly slashed several inflatable boats carrying

In a bold move towards what the district council calls “aquatic inclusivity,” schools in the Brockhampton district have been instructed

The government have unveiled plans to allow supermarkets to charge local residents a “a mandatory licence fee”. Under the plans

The government has launched a consultation on the planned UK weather for the first 12 days of July 2025. A

Shark Energy, an energy provider based in the Cayman Islands, has announced new regulations requiring daily meter readings from customers

A government spokesperson has confirmed that prime minister Sir Keir Starmer is determined to deal with the curse of far

Controversy Over “Rewilding” of Iberian Wolf. Controversy has erupted in a small village after the local council has placed a

Starmer to launch “KeirCoin” meme token. Prime minister Sir Keir Starmer has outlined plans to launch his own meme token

Council to charge residents to park on their own drives. Brockhampton District Council have unveiled controversial plans to effectively charge

Questions asked about Rachel Reeves’s claim to be a chess champion. Following accusations that Chancellor (for the time being) Rachel